The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!