The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to die early.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!