- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see through glass

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to become shit forever.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

Acid pee

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!