- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not get shit dick

The power to breath Oxygen

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

Being able to fly in place.

the power of being yourself

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

the power to fart the alphebet

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to get hard at will.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to have a power.

the ability to make something that docent exists

Pointless Super Powers