The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to jerk off

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to die at will

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!