- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to get hard at will.

The ability to not be Batman

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to make pointless superpowers

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The ability to change races.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to see through glass

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Pointless Super Powers