- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

Super-slowness

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to drown on land.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers