The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to drown on land.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to become a llama.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!