The power to drown on land.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to die at will.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!