- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to have a super power,

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to drown on land.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

Pointless Super Powers