The power of self mind control

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!