- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to make lie the ultimate truth

the power to die at will

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to have a super power,

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers