The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!