- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

The power of immortality while suicidal.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power of self mind control

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to pee poop

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to breath under lava

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

Pointless Super Powers