The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!