The power to die

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!