the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to see in black and white.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!