The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!