The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to die

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!