The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be a woman

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!