The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be a walrus

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the powre to spel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!