Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the powre to spel

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to die

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!