The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the powre to spel

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The power to die when you change emotions

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!