the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to not have a super power.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!