The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to dance really well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!