- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to not have a super power.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers