The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!