- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power drown in water

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to predict the present

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

Pointless Super Powers