- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power drown in water

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to predict the present

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

being able to blow up and die

Pointless Super Powers