Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!