The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!