Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to smell sounds

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!