The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to explode on demand.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!