The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to control urine

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!