The power drown in water

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!