The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!