The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!