The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!