The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!