The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to see through windows

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!