the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to get in the van

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!