The power to control dodos

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to get in the van

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The power to see air

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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to make asians smart

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!