You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to sh*t bricks

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!