The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to create bad superpowers

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A good Kisser

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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32% Levitation.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!