The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!