The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to be wrong

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!