the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to control dodos

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The power to smell poop

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!