The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power drown in water

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!