The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!