The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Grayskull.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!